Name: After Becoming the Boss’s Private Dietitian
Author: Three Thousand Reflections

Synopsis

Lin Fusi, the daughter of an Italian mafia family (now bankrupt), is currently hiding her identity as she infiltrates the Port Mafia. Her position: nutritionist.

Her work goals: feed the executives healthy meals, and find her younger sister along the way.

Her motto in life: As long as my sister is alive, I'll dig through the crust beneath Yokohama if I have to, and bring her home!

Yokohama's famous punching bag, Dazai Osamu, is the head of the Port Mafia (overtime edition), and lately he's had a lot on his mind.

His problem: The new nutritionist makes food that's far too healthy (and awful), and she's always lurking around the entrance to the confidential records room.

His conclusion: This woman is definitely an assassin sent by an enemy organization!

And so...

When Lin Fusi sneaks into the archives, Dazai “happens” to appear. “Lin-chan, what are you looking for? Need help disposing of a body?”

Lin Fusi (seriously): “No, I'm looking for my sister. She's about this tall...” (gestures)

Dazai (smiling): “Oh? Is that the codename for a new assassination technique?”

When Lin Fusi serves up her specially made “anti-suicide healthy meal,” Dazai stares at the green mush in shock. “So you're finally going to poison me?”

Lin Fusi (earnestly): “It's broccoli puree. It's good for you.”

Dazai: “...Have you been investigating me?” (imagines three million words' worth of conspiracy theories)

There are two couples: the older sister and Dazai, the younger sister and Atsushi.

A paranoid, victimized mafia boss Dazai x a blunt, sister-obsessed nutritionist

A self-doubting big white cat x an amnesiac sweetheart who's a human weapon

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49Reads · 30 days

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