Global Card Draws: Summoning Plants Vs. Zombies from the Start

[Apocalypse + Card Draws + Plants vs. Zombies + Invincible + Hilarious Meme Humor]

Welcome to the “Great Card-Drawing Era”!

On Blue Star, everyone is forced to draw a card upon reaching adulthood. The lucky ones hit the jackpot, while the unlucky ones become the protagonists of a tale of pathetic misery.

When it’s introvert Lin Xiu’s turn to draw, with the whole school watching on a livestream, he pulls the one and only UR card in the world: [Plants vs. Zombies]!

The whole crowd bursts out laughing!

“Can anyone explain this? He got Happy Farm?”

“I’m dying. Isn’t this just a virtual pet? The whole point is keeping you company!”

“Other people draw SSRs and get divine weapons. He draws a potted plant. How’s he supposed to compete?”

But then dimensional rifts open, and hordes of monsters bear down on them.

The genius with an SSR fire card is chased by monsters, while the aloof campus belle despairingly watches her R-grade shield about to break.

Lin Xiu quietly plants a row of Wall-nuts.

The monsters: “?”

Everyone: “??”

Lin Xiu: “You’re still laughing, buddy? Now this is what I call peace of mind!”

When flying demons get in everyone’s faces and attack, leaving them helpless,

Lin Xiu’s Clover gives a gentle puff: “Nope, there’s wind!”

While all the strong fighters are beating each other senseless over energy,

Lin Xiu’s army of Sunflowers has already started churning out coins like crazy.

“It’s not that I can’t afford high-grade energy blocks. Sunflowers are just better value.”

And so, a top-tier farmer with a wildly unconventional style is born.

Watch Lin Xiu use Peashooters, Cherry Bombs, and Doom-shrooms to crush everyone who dares defy him!

“My backyard is off-limits to you!”