My Cultivation Manual Has a Mind of Its Own, and I'm the One Who Takes the Blame

#SubvertingTheUsual #ChuunibyouMisunderstandings #RidiculousComedy #PassiveInvincibility Bu Yuan transmigrates, with no System and no talent, and picks up a dog-eared copy of the commonplace Art of Qi Drawing. Then he discovers that the cultivation manual seems to be alive, and has a particular love for grinding harder than everyone else and learning across disciplines.

[Your Art of Qi Drawing thinks its breathing technique is too inefficient, so it secretly studies Postpartum Care for Sows. It reaches enlightenment and evolves into Heaven-Swallowing Demon Art (Lactation Edition)!]

[Your Basic Swordsmanship watches a tailor cut a shroud and decides a fight should be over in one move. It evolves into the Funeral Procession Sword Art!]

[Your Wind-Riding Technique watches a deadbeat dodge his debts and grasps the true meaning of stealthy growth. It evolves into You Can't Catch Me Steps!]

Bu Yuan breaks down: “I never wanted to become a demon lord! There's something wrong with my cultivation manuals!”

Righteous cultivators: “Truly terrifying! Every move this young man makes accords with the Great Dao's simplicity, returning to the original and embracing the natural!”

Demonic overlords: “Our lord is wise! The Dao you founded is so profound that we would gladly kneel before you!”