Mythic Journey to the West: Suppressing the Buddha from the Start

Bad news: I just transmigrated into Journey to the West, and the Buddha's palm has locked onto me. I'm about to be trapped beneath Five Finger Mountain! Good news: I'm not Sun Wukong, and I've awakened the [God-Tier Choice] System!

[Ding! The Host is facing a desperate situation. Please make a choice!] [Choice One: Face the Buddha's palm head-on and receive a Saint Experience Card and the bloodline of the Chaos Demon Ape!] [Choice Two: Kneel and beg for mercy, become a lackey of the Buddhist sect, and receive one Nine-Turn Golden Elixir.]

Why even hesitate? I choose the first one! The next second, I activate the Saint Experience Card and strike back with a single palm, sending the dumbfounded Buddha crashing straight into Five Finger Mountain! All the gods and Buddhas in the heavens are completely stunned! Little do they know, this game of strategy that will overturn the Three Realms has only just begun!