Just Transmigrated to Journey to the West, and Three Sun Wukongs Surrounded Me from the Start

I’d just transmigrated into Journey to the West when I was surrounded by three identical Sun Wukongs!

One is covered in murderous intent, gripping his Golden-Hooped Rod. “Old Jade Emperor, I’m going to flatten your Hall of Miraculous Mist!” Another looks solemn and dignified, clad in a kasaya. “Amitabha. This humble monk journeys west not to fight, but for the sake of all living beings.” And the third pushes up his glasses and looks at me calmly. “According to quantum entanglement theory, the three of us are all collapsed states observed by you...”

I’m completely dumbfounded! How did Journey to the West get so utterly derailed?

Here, the Jade Emperor doesn’t invite the Tathagata. Instead, he whips out a forty-meter Immortal-Slaying Saber, scaring the Monkey King into swearing brotherhood with him on the spot. Zhenyuanzi knocks down his own Ginseng Fruit Tree, then lies on the ground pretending to be injured and extorts eight luxury seaside villas from Brother Monkey. Zhu Bajie is even more outrageous: he files a lawsuit against Sun Wukong, accusing him of workplace bullying!

And me? I’m the only normal unlucky soul, dragged into this madhouse of a battle between gods and demons. A pilgrimage to the West? Give me a break. This is clearly a survival chronicle from the Western Heaven Mental Hospital!