Are You Crazy? You Call That Tentacle Monster the Campus Belle?

The doctor says I’m sick because I keep saying this world is full of monsters.

Today I was discharged. I’ve decided to be a normal person.

In class, I watch my classmates greedily inhale black-green toxic gas (spiritual energy) and applaud them.

In the cafeteria, I watch an upperclassman swallow a moldy piece of rotten meat (ferocious beast meat) whole, and say through a mouthful of drool, “That looks delicious.”

On a date, I gaze deeply into the school belle’s slippery tentacle (tongue) as it reaches out to kiss me, then take it into my mouth.

System notification: [Successfully devoured the essence of a Third-Rank Aberration. Purification begins. Qi and blood +10,000!]

System notification: [Mutation level warning! Stop eating! Stop eating!]

Shen Lang wipes the black blood from the corner of his mouth and smiles benevolently at the monsters filling the campus.

“So you’re all just experience points for me.”