When Everything in the World Started Talking Trash

Zhao Xiaoming was barely scraping by when, one morning, his alarm clock woke him with a vicious rhyming rap. To his horror, he discovered that the whole world had gone mad. His toothbrush complained about his bad breath, his shoes mocked his holey socks, and his phone served up a scathing critique of the contents of his photo album. His life instantly became an endless stand-up comedy from hell, starring the objects around him.

Caught in a disaster of universal mockery, Zhao Xiaoming decides to fight back. But just when he finally works up the courage to hold the “First Household Objects Criticism Conference” and confront his foul-mouthed underwear, he stumbles upon a shocking truth: an object's level of snark is directly proportional to its owner's anxiety and insecurity...

This laugh-out-loud, heartwarming story about self-acceptance begins when everyday objects find their voices. See how Zhao Xiaoming talks back to the whole world (or rather, its objects) and argues his way into a brand-new life.