My Pixiu Only Eats Mortgage Payments

Su Xiaoqiong’s proudest moment as an overworked wage slave came when she found a legendary Pixiu. But the divine beast cub was picky: it turned up its nose at gold bricks and threw up at the smell of silver coins, yet drooled over her thick stack of mortgage contracts. And so, human and beast entered the most heartbreaking symbiotic relationship in history: she gathered “bad debt” for its snacks, while it coughed up meager fortunes to help her pay off her loan.

She thought she’d settled into a modest life of penny-pinching contentment, until one day a group of “financial vultures” in sharp suits came knocking. To Su Xiaoqiong’s horror, she discovered that the little glutton in her home had long been targeted by global financial tycoons. They were about to turn it into an ultimate weapon that could devour the world economy and unleash a tsunami of debt...

Now she has a “mortgage-destroying beast” bawling for food in her left arm and a credit card that just made its minimum payment in her right hand. In front of her stands a billionaire trying to knock her out with financial derivatives.

Su Xiaoqiong sighed. “Cut the nonsense. If you want to talk business, send me 50 first. That’ll buy it a decent meal.”