Siheyuan: The Whole Family Fights First and Asks Questions Later

Li Dongdong, an overworked corporate drone, suddenly dies and wakes up as a new resident in a courtyard house in the 1960s. His grandparents dote on him, his father is a master of empty talk, his mother is a martial arts grandmaster, his second-oldest sibling is a bit dim but exceptionally gifted, and his little sister is sweet and adorable. He only wants to live a quiet life, but the courtyard is full of troublemakers! From the start, Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls around on the ground, while moral paragon Yi Zhonghai takes sides against him? At the crucial moment, the [Strongest Family System] activates! [Choice One: Swallow your anger and earn the title “Ninja Turtle.”] [Choice Two: The whole family strikes back, smashing through the illegal wall built by the Jia family. Rewards: +1 to everyone's physique and master-level wall-building skills!] Li Dongdong: “Do I even have to choose? Mom, Dad, start smashing!” From that day on, the courtyard's whole way of life goes completely off the rails. Yi Zhonghai: “I can't kidnap an entire household registration book's worth of people!” Silly Zhu: “Stop hitting me! I'll give you my ladle!” Qin Huairu: “Who am I supposed to cry to? Nothing gets through to this family!” The courtyard's troublemakers break down: Please, just move away already! Li Dongdong: Dream on. This life is getting more entertaining by the day!