Siheyuan: The Whole Family Fights First and Asks Questions Later

Li Dongdong, an overworked corporate drone, suddenly dies and wakes up as a new resident in a courtyard house in the 1960s.

His grandparents dote on him, his father is a master of empty talk, his mother is a martial arts grandmaster, his second-oldest sibling is a bit dim but exceptionally gifted, and his little sister is sweet and adorable.

He only wants to live a quiet life, but the courtyard is full of troublemakers!

From the start, Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls around on the ground, while moral paragon Yi Zhonghai takes sides against him?

At the crucial moment, the [Strongest Family System] activates!

[Choice One: Swallow your anger and earn the title “Ninja Turtle.”]

[Choice Two: The whole family strikes back, smashing through the illegal wall built by the Jia family. Rewards: +1 to everyone's physique and master-level wall-building skills!]

Li Dongdong: “Do I even have to choose? Mom, Dad, start smashing!”

From that day on, the courtyard's whole way of life goes completely off the rails.

Yi Zhonghai: “I can't kidnap an entire household registration book's worth of people!”

Silly Zhu: “Stop hitting me! I'll give you my ladle!”

Qin Huairu: “Who am I supposed to cry to? Nothing gets through to this family!”

The courtyard's troublemakers break down: Please, just move away already!

Li Dongdong: Dream on. This life is getting more entertaining by the day!