How Thrilling, My Ex and His Brother Got Into a Fight Over Me

Xu Tang runs a vintage clothing shop, and she picks men by the same rule she uses for old clothes:

If she likes something, she tries it on. When she's tired of wearing it, she washes it and hangs it back up. She never dates two people at once.

Half a year ago, fed up with her clingy younger boyfriend, she spent 80 yuan on a bald wig cap, took a photo pretending she'd been ordained, and tricked him: "Our worldly ties are over. My Dharma name is Jing An."

Six months later, for a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan and free rent on her shop, she signed a one-year dating contract with Wen Yan, the shipping world's ruthless king of hell.

Wen Yan is ruthless and quiet, with a strong back and long legs. His only problem is that he's so possessive he'll dock her pay and demand she make it up to him in bed just for going to a bar.

Xu Tang figures this "limited edition" is hard to clean but worth the trouble, until Wen Yan takes her to his old family home to meet his relatives.

The door opens, and her tanned younger brother-in-law, Buddhist prayer beads wrapped around his wrist, stares straight at her. "...Abbess Jing An?"

Help! Her ex really spent half a year in Dali painting the walls of a nunnery!

Red-eyed, her brother-in-law blocks her way. "Break up with my brother, or I'll tell Grandma!"

Wen Yan, though, shoves her into the passenger seat and bites her ear with a cold laugh. "You were quick to call me your brother-in-law, weren't you? You're not sleeping tonight. We'll figure out how many other good benefactors you've got."