[Alternate title: I’m Doomed! All My Fated Romances Want to Kill Me!]
[Xuanhuan] + [Feel-Good] + [System] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Fated Romance]
“Ding! The Host has been detected harboring impure thoughts. Today’s abstinence check-in has failed!”
“Ding! The Host has been abstaining for ten thousand years. Three consecutive days of abstinence check-ins completed!”
“Ding! As the Host has failed the cultivation-through-abstinence trial, the System is shutting down.”
“Wait! I can still be saved!”
[Then… swear an oath!]
“Heaven above, I swear that gambling and drugs are my sworn enemies!”
[What about lust?]
“I, Huang, swear that gambling and drugs are my sworn enemies!”
[Heh. Your surname is Li!]
[Never mind. Our fate has run its course!]
[Ding! Unbinding the System…]
???
Staring at the 36D bombshell about to disappear before him, Li Ping'an fell into deep thought.
Am I about to become the first person ever abandoned by the System?
He had thought everything was under his control. Little did he know, none of it had ever been in his hands…
“Ding! The Host is about to be transported back to Blue Star…”
“Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven…”
[“Ding! The Host’s failure to abstain has caused a System data error. Transport malfunction.”]
[The Host will be sent to a random plane!]
???
“Aw, damn it…”
It was over. He was totally screwed!
Only now did Li Ping'an realize what was happening. Feeling his smooth, bald head, he started to panic.
Whatever. As long as I’m not stuck here, anywhere else is fine!
At that thought, he began to accept his fate.
After all, it had been ten thousand years since he transmigrated from Blue Star.
For all those years, he had been trapped in this closed-off space, enduring tests of abstinence.
Beautiful women kept him company every day, but every last one of them was a damn honey trap.
