I Failed My Tribulation, and the Whole Internet Mocked My Livestream Fortune-Telling

The metaphysics grandmaster Wu Yue failed her tribulation and was struck by heavenly lightning back into the twenty-first century, where spiritual energy is scarce. To make ends meet, she started a livestream fortune-telling channel, only to be mocked across the internet.

“Streamer, if you really have what it takes, tell me where my missing daughter is.”

Wu Yue couldn’t even be bothered to lift her eyelids. “Your daughter isn’t missing. You buried her in the pigsty back in your hometown three years ago.”

The internet exploded, and the police came knocking.

Later, Bo Ci, a powerful man in the capital whose legs were paralyzed, appeared in her livestream.

The whole internet waited to see her make a fool of herself, but she healed Mr. Bo’s legs.

A reporter asked, “Mr. Bo, what is your relationship with Master Wu Yue?”

The man took a long stride and pulled the slender figure on camera into his arms. His voice was possessive yet deeply affectionate. “She’s not a master. She’s my wife.”

Golden finger: Wu Yue’s golden finger is her own power: [Heaven’s Eye] and [Metaphysical Cultivation].

Heaven’s Eye: After failing her tribulation, her soul resonated faintly with the Heavenly Dao. This lets her see through a person’s past karma, the baleful energy and resentment clinging to them, and their golden aura of merit. She doesn’t need complex divination or deductions; a single glance reveals the truth. This is the foundation of her livestream fortune-telling.

Metaphysical Cultivation: She still has her cultivation, but the world’s scarce spiritual energy limits her from performing divine arts capable of destroying heaven and earth. Even so, drawing talismans, setting up formations, crafting simple magical artifacts, exorcising ghosts, and dispelling evil are still an overwhelming advantage.