From the Start, I Slap the Deaf Old Lady and Shoot the Courtyard's Beasts Dead
开局怒扇聋老太，一枪肃清院禽兽
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It's a great read. I'm reading it twice. I stopped halfway through before and started reading it again from the beginning. I've been reading it for several days now, and there are still 60 chapters left. I looked at the table of contents and figured winter wasn't over yet, so I stopped again. Everything is great, except that An Tian's life in the novel moves too slowly.
The author's writing is so vivid and lifelike. I believe the author must have lived through those difficult times. The scenes are truly lifelike, depicting real rural life and events. Many of the plot points are relatable and funny. The everyday family life and workplace relationships are described very well. I really enjoyed it.
Come, author, repeat after me: I solemnly swear: From today onward, I will never stop updating. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or write filler articles. I will be strictly self-disciplined, cherish time like gold, be indomitable, strive hard, pursue excellence, strive for brilliance, find joy in writing, be tempered into steel, and be worthy of my readers…
Five stars! Five stars! Of all the books about courtyard houses I've read, this one is the best. It treats the protagonist fairly, doesn't distort the facts, and has great acting skills. Just like the author said, this is how a "green tea" character should be... He doesn't mess with them like some other characters who just use their personal space to do business and curry favor.
It's incredibly satisfying, a story of violence begetting violence, but there are too few chapters to keep you entertained. Also, the male protagonist's current strength is already quite sufficient; there's no need to transform him into a superhuman being. After all, it's just a Hong Kong variety show story, there's no need to turn it into urban fantasy.
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Come, author, repeat after me: I solemnly swear: From today onward, I will never stop updating. I will not watch dramas, travel, or get sick. I will not play games or write filler articles. I will be strictly self-disciplined, cherish time like gold, be indomitable, strive hard, pursue excellence, strive for brilliance, find joy in writing, be tempered into steel, and be worthy of my readers…
The author notes that before 2002, soldiers of the People's Liberation Army wore rubber boots; resources were scarce then, making it impossible for soldiers to wear leather shoes. The old deaf man shouldn't have summoned Old Jia; that was Jia Zhangshi's skill. 🤦 To be honest, you could just ask the old deaf man how to weave straw sandals and he'd solve the problem.
I can't eat alone. It has to be five stars, everyone eat together.
The use of the martyr's family status is excellent; it deserves 5 stars if you ignore everything else.