Xu Damao: Silly Zhu Kneels and Calls Me Grandpa When I Have the Strength of Five Pillars from the Start

Xu Damao has transmigrated.

He's become the spineless loser from Love in the Courtyard, a man who loves to play but is hopeless at it, and whom Silly Zhu has beaten down for over a decade.

The good news: he awakened the Taiji Bagua golden finger, and his strength has been maxed out. With the power of five pillars in his hands, nobody can stand up to him.

The bad news: there isn't any.

He wrote dozens of fanfics in his past life, so he knows exactly what the beasts in this courtyard are like.

Silly Zhu? Five blows turn him into a swollen pig's head, with no strength left to yell.

Yi Zhonghai? He's addicted to moral blackmail and opens his mouth demanding fifty yuan in compensation. Does he even know what times we're living in? I only earn thirty-four yuan and fifty cents a month. What is this, a Ponzi scheme?

Yan Bugui? The miser who'd taste the runoff from a manure cart to see if it was salty. His abacus beads are practically flying into my face. Sorry, but you won't be fleecing me today.

Jia Dongxu? The sinister creep who stirs up trouble from behind the scenes. I'll deal with you later.

This time around, Xu Damao is done pretending. He's laying his cards on the table.

A gun at his waist, a club in his hand, and the plotlines of dozens of fanfics in his head.

Anyone who dares make him suffer will suffer for it.

Anyone who tries to morally blackmail him will get tied up and tossed into the moat.

The courtyard's greatest warrior, a courtyard full of beasts? From today on, there's only one boss around here.