Fortune Divination

I Can’t Stop Divining, So I’m Forced to Save the World: A sharp-tongued fortune-teller meets an obsessive-compulsive policewoman!

Lu Yan is the most insufferable sharp-tongued fortune-teller in Liulichang. With ancestral copper coins, he can divine the heavens, the earth, and people’s love lives, and his readings come with pinpoint-accurate roasts. A client’s jade pendant is “a souvenir from a grave mound”; a shikigami master’s cinnabar talismans are “worse than the five-yuan printing-shop special”; and even when his own attempt to cheat at divination leaves him blind, he mocks himself as “a certified industry laughingstock.” Nine ancient cauldrons reveal traces of the gods; a string of sausage cannons blasts through the defenses of a divine civilization; and a can of quantum rations becomes hard currency across the universe!

From an earthly fortune-telling shop to cultivation in the Celestial Realm, from the Third Martian War to the Great Wall in the Corona Borealis, he and his unreliable companions take on fishmen, taunt battle maniacs, shatter crystal domes, and slay shadows in the most absurd ways imaginable, turning Earth from a “low-level civilization” into an “extreme danger” marked on the star charts.

But the price of defeating the Shadow King is being left to drift alone. Then the universe is rebooted, and in the new era beyond the Gate of Light, a half-dead locust tree, half a sausage, and a rusty can turn out to hold the imprints of his companions’ wills!

Their bonds across universes have never broken, and the wedding they never got to finish will finally take place. When smoke rises once more from the fortune-telling shop, and the scent of sausage and canned food fills the new era, Lu Yan finally understands: no matter how many millions of times the universe reboots, I’ll find you, fight one more glorious battle, eat another sausage that tastes like the stars, and throw a wedding like no other before or since!

Absurd imagination × hard-hitting battles × heartfelt bonds. This time, he must not only preserve the balance of the universe, but also fish his scattered companions out, one by one