The System Wants Me to Show Off, So I Flip the Table

I transmigrated into a cannon-fodder expert mocked by the entire internet, famous for spouting unbelievable nonsense disguised as profound wisdom.

The day I bound myself to the "Strongest Reversal Face-Slapping System," a mysterious call came through to my livestream: "Every disaster you predicted ten years ago... has come true."

The viewers burst out laughing. "How much did you pay that plant?"

Staring at the doomsday countdown on the System interface, I suddenly slammed the table. "Actually, I'm a transmigrator!"

The whole room fell silent for three seconds, then the comments exploded across the screen: "He's finally reached a whole new level of bragging!"

That was when the first air-raid siren sounded outside the window.