Non-Human: The Jade Emperor's Retirement Journal

[Non Non Biyori fanfiction] [A little bit of You Shou Yan and All Saints Street] [Ensemble cast, no absolute main character] [Cozy, funny daily life] [Romance pairing: Lady Houtu] [Luo Xiaohei appearances] [Original characters] [Fengxi returns to life]

Good news: The Jade Emperor has finally gotten a vacation! Bad news: It seems he's moved into the building next door to mine?!

I thought the ruler of the Three Realms would be a stern, dignified old man. Who could have guessed he'd turn out to be a ridiculously handsome, lazy shut-in? He calls himself Mr. Zhang, and enjoys gaming, browsing food delivery apps, and feeding stray cats with immortal pills.

And so, things start looking like this:

· Nezha's stress over school? No problem. The Jade Emperor gives him private tutoring, using the Mountain and River State Chart to simulate exam rooms.

· September's hair-loss troubles? Leave it to him! A bottle of Moon Palace brand hair conditioner is delivered right to her door.

· Yang Jian's coffee shop losing money? Easy. He slaps a business plan worthy of the Heavenly Dao right in front of him.

· The Great Master's Buddhist lecture? Not going, unless you beat me in an online game first!

This book is also known as: My Neighbor Is a Top Big Shot but Just Wants to Lie Flat; The Right Way to Cling to a Powerful Patron; Are the Big Shots of the Three Realms Mentally Okay?

This is a casual chronicle of the chaotic, happy, lie-flat daily lives of Non Non Biyori's gods and demons, along with one retired person who would rather not give their name. No schemes, no monster-fighting, just endless silliness and warmth!