Non-Human: The Jade Emperor's Retirement Journal

[Non Non Biyori fanfiction] [A little bit of You Shou Yan and All Saints Street] [Ensemble cast, no absolute main character] [Cozy, funny daily life] [Romance pairing: Lady Houtu] [Luo Xiaohei appearances] [Original characters] [Fengxi returns to life] Good news: The Jade Emperor has finally gotten a vacation! Bad news: It seems he's moved into the building next door to mine?! I thought the ruler of the Three Realms would be a stern, dignified old man. Who could have guessed he'd turn out to be a ridiculously handsome, lazy shut-in? He calls himself Mr. Zhang, and enjoys gaming, browsing food delivery apps, and feeding stray cats with immortal pills. And so, things start looking like this: · Nezha's stress over school? No problem. The Jade Emperor gives him private tutoring, using the Mountain and River State Chart to simulate exam rooms. · September's hair-loss troubles? Leave it to him! A bottle of Moon Palace brand hair conditioner is delivered right to her door. · Yang Jian's coffee shop losing money? Easy. He slaps a business plan worthy of the Heavenly Dao right in front of him. · The Great Master's Buddhist lecture? Not going, unless you beat me in an online game first! This book is also known as: My Neighbor Is a Top Big Shot but Just Wants to Lie Flat; The Right Way to Cling to a Powerful Patron; Are the Big Shots of the Three Realms Mentally Okay? This is a casual chronicle of the chaotic, happy, lie-flat daily lives of Non Non Biyori's gods and demons, along with one retired person who would rather not give their name. No schemes, no monster-fighting, just endless silliness and warmth!