Yun Yifeng: Commanding the Realm

The day he transmigrated into a refugee in a chaotic age, Yun Yifeng found half of a broken jade pendant that could confer titles upon all things.

He bestowed the title “Lush Greenery” upon a withered tree, and dead wood sprang back to life. He titled a sick horse “Divine Steed,” restoring its strength and vigor.

He only wanted to keep his head down and farm, but was denounced as a sorcerer and hunted down. On the run, he casually saved an old farmer and named him “Envoy of Abundant Harvests.”

The next day, rain fell on a thousand miles of parched land, and the old farmer became the newly appointed Divine Agricultural Official!

The great clans were terrified, and the emperor was enraged, issuing an imperial decree accusing him of usurping Heaven’s authority.

Standing atop a desolate mountain, Yun Yifeng lightly tapped the decree with his fingertip.

“I hereby title this decree ‘Toilet Paper,’ and assign it the duty of handling filth.”

The decree burst into flames in midair and turned into a shower of ashes.

He looked down upon all living things and smiled.

“You confer official titles. I confer titles upon Heaven itself.”