An Apocalypse? No, I Just Got a Comedy Cheat!

On the day a meteorite hit Earth, Chen Gousheng was sitting on the toilet, researching “how to use spicy strips to lure the cat from Old Wang's place next door.” Then a flash of green light sent him, toilet and all, crashing into the apocalypse.

Other people awakened powers like “Lightning” and “Steel Body.” He awakened “Chit-Chat with All Things”: he can shoot the breeze with zombies, make mutant cockroaches tell corny jokes, and force man-eating flowers to sing “Love's Transaction.” While others fight and kill to stock up, he wins canned food from mutant rats at Dou Dizhu. While others build bases to survive, he opens an “Apocalypse Influencer Check-In Spot” in the ruins, offering lessons in square dancing for zombies and manicures for mutant cacti.

As the world wails over “zombie viruses,” “resource depletion,” and “invasion by alien species,” Chen Gousheng and his bizarre crew, a mutant parrot that does stand-up comedy, a mechanical zombie obsessed with knitting sweaters, and a giant slug convinced it's a beautiful girl, ride a modified shared bike powered by a mutant marmot pedaling the wheel, making trouble across an ever-expanding apocalypse. They take down a doomsday-savior pyramid scheme, go head-to-head with an alien fleet by telling jokes so corny they laugh themselves into a system crash, and uncover the shocking secret that “the apocalypse is actually a universe-wide reality show”...

“Take this seriously! This is the apocalypse!” the villain roars, clutching a laser cannon.

Chen Gousheng pulls out a megaphone. “Ladies and gentlemen, up next, the Zombie Choir presents ‘Unforgettable Tonight’! I want to hear you cry! Laughing gets your performance bonus docked!”

In this absurdly ridiculous apocalypse, there is only one ultimate rule for survival: be crazier than the monsters, weirder than the weirdos, and above all, never let Chen Gousheng's toilet...