My Charm Is Maxed Out from the Start, and the Dating Show’s Goddesses Are All Chasing Me

[Unhinged antics + dating show + goofy comedy + absurd humor + face-slapping]

Xie Jin hit the jackpot.

A nobody from the bottom ranks of showbiz, he was invited to join a dating show as a male contestant.

He also awakened a System.

Xie Jin: “What the hell? This System is messed up! Everyone else gets a lottery System, so how come I got this ridiculous thing? I don't want to be a goofball!”

But the System pushed him too hard, so Xie Jin let loose completely on the dating show, pulling one outrageous stunt after another.

And then... the crazier he got, the more into it he became!

As long as I'm not embarrassed, the rest of the world is!

Director Niu watched the show fall apart, his blood pressure soaring. “Xie Jin! Could you please act normal for once? Every contestant says you're the ultimate goofball!”

Xie Jin, holding a fresh lump of cow dung: “A goofball? Who said that? Step forward! Let me see who's got the guts!”

All the contestants immediately backed away three steps, shaking their heads frantically. “It wasn't me! I didn't! Don't make things up!”

Xie Jin fixed his gaze on Director Niu and grinned. “Ohhh, so it was you who said it, Director Niu?”

Director Niu's eyes bulged as he stumbled backward. “Xie Jin! Calm down! Put that thing down! D-don't come any closer! Aaaah!!”