One Shot of Beast Medicine a Day, and Even Martial Gods Wet Themselves at the Sight of Me
一天一针兽药，武神见我也要吓尿
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- Completed
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- 1.4M Words
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- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 10mo ago
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- You Cultivate Through Talent, I Cultivate Through My Giant Tumor你们修炼靠天赋，我靠我的大肿瘤Alternate title on Fanqie
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High Martial Arts, Action-Packed, No Hidden Strength, 200,000+ Words, No Idiot Plots
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I’m Tired of Saying the Words “No Female Lead”
Lots to Read, Plenty to Binge, and Long-Running. No Harem Seekers or Harem Stories
I Want a Hilarious Novel with Great Writing. It Has to Be Funny! Funny! Funny!
The Book That Must Be Number One in Your Heart
System, Multiple Heroines, Urban High Martial Arts
Looking for stories like "A D-Rank Supernatural at the Start, with Priority in Choosing a Partner".
Any Novels with an Absurd, Fun-Loving Protagonist?
But the author needs to have some real writing chops.
Urban High Martial Arts, Satisfying from Start to Finish, the Ultimate Power Fantasy
I'm looking for books like "Slay the Gods". I don't want novels with lots of romance. Preferably no female lead, and the male lead should be decisive and ruthless, a little scheming and unhinged, with a hot-blooded streak.
Protagonists with Powerful Bodies, Massive Builds, and Some Inhuman Features
The protagonist is cautious, level-headed, and never gets complacent.
Novels Where the Muscular Protagonist Trains His Body and Adds Stats, Gradually Becoming Less Than Human
Something like Fist of the Extreme Path or Demon of the Extreme Path, where the protagonist goes from human to monster.
There Are No More Satisfying Books on Tomato Novel Than Speedrunning High Martial Arts
I’m looking for books similar to Other People Train by Suffering, but You Speedrun Advanced Martial Arts?
High Martial Arts, Passionate, and Hype: Books That Make You Feel Ready to Take on My Dad One-on-One
Recommend Some Books About Guys Who Don't Take Crap, Do Whatever They Want, Skip the Trash Talk, and Fight Anyone Who Dares Challenge Them
These books are so satisfying, ridiculously satisfying. I've finished them all. Please recommend more just like these, aaah!
A Two-Meter-Tall, Seriously Muscular Male Lead, and the Heroine Goes After Him
The male lead becomes especially doting toward the female lead later on. They transmigrate to a parallel world.
Half Mad, Half Foolish, Half Crazed; Half Human, Half Ghost, Half Immortal
We're all guests with appointments in the Yellow Springs. Why make every single day so difficult?
High Martial Arts + Stat Allocation + Consistent Power Scaling, No Overpowered Foes From the Start
Body-Tempering Stories Focused on Physical Strength. I've Read Gun Kai's Books and Can't Get Enough of the Genre
Fans of Imaginative Xuanhuan, Come On In
I want to read books like "Divine Brush and Elixirs: I Draw All My Phantasmal Beasts". I’ve been binge-reading this one like crazy these past few days and think it’s pretty good 👍 It has a fantasy setting, a creative premise, and a golden finger. Feel free to recommend similar books!
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Bad news from the martial arts world 😏 Why are your heads all pointy? 😏
Fast forward to the devastating news from the high-level martial arts world: Martial God Su Chen has ascended to the planet of internal cholesterol.
It's currently super good. When the protagonist first received the injection, his head was small and his body was large, making him seem much stronger than ordinary people. However, later on, it didn't seem that way. Also, the protagonist's starting point was too low, being in a third-tier university, and he wasn't much ahead of the competition. It seems that his social circle will become lower later on. To be honest, some third-tier universities are not even as good as junior colleges.
What about coaches? In the bodybuilding world, coaches are the most important.
When "One injection of veterinary medicine a day, even the God of War would be terrified of me"—this darkly humorous title is like a hammer blow against convention, instantly shattering readers' expectations of traditional narratives. It tears away the surface of reality in an almost absurd way, and beneath the exaggerated and playful text lies a profound inquiry into the predicament of survival…
It's a really good, fast-paced read that kept me up all night. The plot flows smoothly with no major flaws, but watching the protagonist frantically use potions to level up is a bit nerve-wracking. The more I read, the more I wanted to laugh; it was hilarious!
I love reading this, please update soon! May the author's soul return... 𓀃𓀅𓀇𓀋𓀌 O soul, return... I urge on the long whip and rein in the six reins... 𓀌𓀎𓀠𓀤𓀫 O soul, return... I sing as I cross the mountains... Return... O soul, return... 𓀋𓀌𓀎𓀙𓀠 O soul, return! Sing a triumphant song and triumph! We await our comrades to give their all! 𓀋𓀠𓀤𓀥𓀫 O soul, return...
I ascended to the Steroid Planet on the spot after watching it.
Seeing another book with a 9.2 Rating on the theme of spraying pesticides made me realize how excellent this one is 🤦
It's great! The last time I enjoyed something this much was when I was reading Gun Kai's books. This leveling-up feeling is very similar to Deep Blue. The stat allocation and quest details are a bit verbose, but the plot is good and everything is handled just right.