My Junior Sister Is Shameless and Vicious, Yet Becomes Everyone’s Moonlight

[No romance + ensemble cast + wish-fulfillment + a bit of a sharp tongue]

Jin Yan's goal in life: eat, sleep, and let others do the work.

Instead, two kitchen knives force her onto the spirit-root testing platform.

The good news: she's a once-in-ten-thousand-years cultivation genius.

The bad news: if she doesn't cultivate, she'll be captured and refined into a powerful tonic pill.

To stay alive, Jin Yan sets off on the path of cultivation with tears in her eyes.

But the more she cultivates, the stranger things get:

The pills she casually whips up are snatched up in a frenzy. The arrays she lays out while drunk leave everyone panicking. In secret realms where others barely survive, she strolls around, eating and taking whatever she likes.

When people question her, she answers righteously, "This is Heaven's reward for a good person like me!"

Everyone: "Bah! You kill, rob, frame people, and pin the blame on others better than anyone. You could poison yourself just by licking your lips!"

Jin Yan cries out in dismay, "The prejudice in your hearts is a mountain!"

Everyone sneers, "Then take a look at what they've all become!"

The love-struck senior disciple takes up the path of severing emotions, the womanizing young sect master gets wrapped up like a dumpling, the bloodthirsty demon lord studies A Guide to Becoming a Live-in Son-in-Law, and her fellow disciple who transmigrated into a book questions their life every day...

Later,

though all she wants is to blow up this world, everyone recognizes her as its savior.

Jin Yan: Have you all collectively cultivated yourselves stupid?

Everyone, in unison: "Who do you think made us this way?!"

[She alone rewrites everyone's destined death]