I’m the Eerie One Who Blows Apart the Three Kingdoms from the Start!

Old Crooked Chu has fallen! Once a double-edged kingpin who held sway over the cultivation world and played both sides, he suffered a spectacular downfall and was beaten up by a mob. His soul then transmigrated to the late Han dynasty, during the Three Kingdoms era. Even worse, this godforsaken world has no spiritual energy! How is a mighty Evil God supposed to get by when he has to make a living by “blowing cold wind and kindling ghostly fires”? The cosmic winds are so strong his soul is about to scatter? The “cognitive distortions” born of human fear are the sustenance that keeps him alive! The will of the world is too stubborn? Then he’ll add a little “seasoning” and force it to give birth to “monsters”! And so: A green snake startles Emperor Ling in his bedchamber? That’s Old Crooked Chu’s “performance art”! Zhang Jiao’s talisman water works miracles? He’s mixed in some “special ingredients”! The Yellow Turban strongmen are immensely powerful but have vacant stares? Those are “specialty” monsters born when Old Crooked Chu “parasitized” the Taiping Way and harvested its faith! Cao Cao slays a demon in his dreams? Liu Bei encounters something strange during the Peach Garden Oath? Lü Bu’s Red Hare suddenly starts talking? ... Don’t worry, the Evil God’s “services” cover it all! In public: “The folly of mortals is the fertile soil in which we grow!” In private: “Damn it! My spiritual energy’s running low again! You heroes better hurry up! I’m about to get blown into an idiot by this wind!” While the heroes of the Three Kingdoms vie for control of the realm... Old Crooked Chu’s KPIs are: spend as little spiritual energy as possible, create the greatest oddities, exploit the most cognitive distortions, and anchor the mightiest monsters! The heavens are dead? The Yellow Sky shall rise? Old Crooked Chu smiles wickedly: “What do I care about the Blue Sky or the Yellow Sky? You lot can fight all you want. I’ll just collect the ‘venue rental’ and ‘special effects’ fees!” A nuclear-powered thrill ride is here! Watch as a veteran schemer from the cultivation world scrapes by in the Three Kingdoms, parasitizes history, twists the course of events, and turns every hero and warlord into a “valued customer” in his eerie little script!