[Bungo Stray Dogs] The Ability Has Taken Human Form!

【I'm a novice writer with a tendency to go off the rails. I write down whatever ideas pop into my head. Ship whoever you like; I just hope you enjoy reading.】 (Why does this tag look so weird? I don't get it. Scratches head.jpg) In parallel worlds, people who seriously disrupt the original course of events are always appearing: transmigrators, the reborn, people who steal others' luck, and doomed side characters who turn their fortunes around. That's why the Abnormal Ability Bureau was established. Using books as the foundation, we shape the fruits of the future. 【No Longer Human】: A fully automated, chatty, death-fearing, health-conscious brown cat who has recently taken to cultivating his mind and body and tapping a wooden fish drum. 【Upon the Tainted Sorrow】: A crispy little shark standing 1.8 meters tall, who could be knocked over by a gust of wind. Oddly enough, his luck stat is MAX! When the two meet, their luck is about to mutate! No Longer Human: “Hi, just call me Brain-Dead. Maybe you'd like to learn about staying healthy? I'm telling you, other worlds are so dangerous. No, no, no, even taking a single step is dangerous! What if some unknown object suddenly falls on me? If it leaves a wound, could I fall apart the very next second? Better tap the wooden fish to keep safe. What if something happens because I don't?...” Tainted Sorrow: “Hi. I think I'm a little less crispy today. I only tripped over my own feet when I got up this morning, breaking both legs, shattering my kneecaps, flattening my nose, and bending my right elbow. No big deal.”