Three Kingdoms: The Sky Screen Reveals My Quiet Life as a Farmer

> In the autumn of the fifth year of Jian'an, a beam of light streaked across the heavens, tearing open the sky.

> Cao Cao's bamboo slips slammed down at Xun Yu's feet. “How can a genius who astonishes the world be growing vegetables in my back garden?!”

> Liu Bei's teacup rolled across the mat. “Why is Zhao Yun tending his horses? Why does Wolong call him a kindred spirit?”

> Sun Quan crushed the battle report and cried out to the heavens. “Cao Cao and Liu Bei aren't even defeated yet, and now there's some farming freak too?!”

> Meanwhile, Yu Lin gazed blankly at the sky, mud dripping from the hoe in his hands

> A notification from the System exploded in his mind: “Host, please take note. Your days of quietly farming... are over.”