Genshin Impact: Sorry, I Don’t Do Tragedies

Name: Genshin Impact: Sorry, I Don’t Do Tragedies
Author: Stars Dotting the Milky Way

原神：不好意思，我不吃刀子

by Stars Dotting the Milky Way (星河点繁星)

Status: Completed
Length: 973k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 18d ago
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After an “accident” transmigrated Gu Fan to Teyvat and Honkai: Star Rail, he resolved to break every blade. With the System’s help, he gained the power to do it. Now, whenever he faced a tragic ending, he could shout, “Sorry, I don’t do tragic endings!” What did he do, you ask? Well, of course: Set off on a journey with Lumine. Helped Ei bring her sister and friends back to life, and truly embark on the path of Eternity. Made sure the world would remember Greater Lord Rukkhadevata forever. Freed the “gods” who had been trapped for five hundred years and gave them happy lives. Set off on a Trailblazing journey with Stelle. Resolved the crises in Belobog and the Xianzhou. Helped the little bird defeat him and save her brother. Made Amphoreus into an epic free of blood and tears. Many years later, Charlotte interviewed Gu Fan, who had become an Aeon of Eternity, and asked him what interesting things he had done on his travels. Gu Fan smiled faintly and said: Stole the Anemo Archon’s wine. Scored a meal with the Geo Archon. Ate the Electro Archon’s cooking. Became the Dendro Archon’s dad. Turned Furina into a bubble~. Pulled the Pyro Archon’s zipper. Became Klee’s big brother and dad. Bullied March 7th with Stelle. Became Firefly’s boyfriend. Became Kafka’s dog. Played online games with Silver Wolf. Slacked off with Qingque. Became the leader of the Vidyadhara. Became a capitalist in Penacony. Became Yanqing’s great-grandmaster. Researched “science” with Herta and Ruan Mei. Became the little bird’s lifelong singing partner. Gave Amphoreus the happiest possible ending. “I swear by the mark of Eternity: I will wield the blade in my hand and cut apart the web of misfortune woven by fate.” Also known as Honkai: Star Rail: Sorry, I Don’t Do Tragic Endings

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