Doctor, I Really Have the Three Flowers Gathering at the Crown

Name: Doctor, I Really Have the Three Flowers Gathering at the Crown
Author: Tang Biyu

医生，我真是三花聚顶

by Tang Biyu (唐比鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 461k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Invincible] [The Only Immortal] [Laid-Back, Everyday Life] [Comedy] [A Cast of Vivid Characters]

You had an accident before your college entrance exams and became a vegetable. Your soul transmigrated to another world.

You traveled far and wide, plucked the whiskers of an old dragon in the East Sea, crossed the deserts of the Western Regions, fished for ice wyrms on glaciers in the far north, and explored an ancient tomb in the southern frontier. You served as a royal advisor to a mortal dynasty, founded your own sect, and took on several disciples who were decent enough to make you proud.

Over the course of those several hundred years, you had three confidantes. Then your attempt to bring the Three Flowers Together at the Crown failed, and you woke up in a hospital.

You discovered that only four years had passed in the real world.

You told the doctors that you hadn't been asleep for those four years: you'd gone to another world and cultivated the Dao for 872 years.

After an evaluation, you were diagnosed with severe delusions. Nobody believed you.

Maybe it really had just been a dream. Maybe it was all in your imagination, all an illusion.

“Wait! Isn't that person... one of my old confidantes?”

It was all real, not an illusion!

You went with the flow, seeking to understand the Great Dao amid the ordinary bustle of city life.

You don't lie or settle for less. You repay kindness and keep a clear account of every grudge and favor.

You do whatever your heart tells you, without caring what others think, using the mortal world to temper your mind.

With your Dao Heart clear and spiritual energy flowing into your body, you once again set out on the path from mortal to immortal.

The government discovered how special you were. They feared you, but also wanted to win you over.

This novel was inspired by the anime Uncle from Another World.

Other names

No, You Want Me, a Taoist Priest, to Keep the Peace?不是，你让我一个道士去维稳？Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

178Chapters

336Reads · 30 days

256.5kReads · all time

118Shelves

7.1Score

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Reader comments 50

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The book's title is "Eight Hundred Years of Cultivation: What Got Wasted on a Dog."
23 likes1y ago
This book is written in a very witty and humorous style, with excellent prose that often makes the reader laugh! This is the first time I've seen this kind of writing! The fact that it's on hiatus is simply because the author is updating too slowly; I'm looking forward to several more chapters coming soon! Thank you, author, for this intellectual nourishment! ...
17 likes1y ago
It's truly a great read, incredibly fast-paced and engaging. The male protagonist follows his heart and does whatever he wants. The author's writing style is also witty, humorous, and unique. It's a pity that certain unspeakable issues resulted in fewer scenes of divine intervention in the domestic version.
9 likes1y ago
Pretty fun. He saves someone, transforms into a plant, and transmigrates to another world to cultivate immortality for eight hundred years. His attempt to achieve the Three Flowers Gathering at the Top fails, and he transmigrates back. He's been bedridden for four years, and because he possesses a pure Yang heart, he speaks the truth in everything he says; the doctor says it's hysteria.
6 likes1y ago
Having cultivated immortality for 872 years in his previous life, he was reincarnated only to find that his mind had remained in his past life.
5 likes1y ago
Cultivating immortality through mental power, relying on others—is that still cultivation? It's not even as good as the end times when spiritual energy is reviving.
5 likes1y ago
It was done with care; it genuinely referenced many Taoist concepts and gradually revealed these concepts and principles through the progression of the plot.
5 likes1y ago
It's so good! I've read over ten or twenty books already and I can't keep up with the updates, so I'm always asking for more! 😂
5 likes1y ago
Give yourself a good review
4 likes1y ago
This is hilarious! Definitely worth watching. At first, I thought it was some kind of eerie immortal, Chen Huowang!
3 likes1y ago