I Can Summon the Five Thunder Orthodox Rites at a Wave of My Hand, and You Want Me to Believe in Science?

Name: I Can Summon the Five Thunder Orthodox Rites at a Wave of My Hand, and You Want Me to Believe in Science?
Author: Boundary Point

抬手五雷正法，你让我相信科学？

by Boundary Point (界点)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 147k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Multiple heroines, a hilarious Taoist priest, and a ghost-catching whiz]

Life is hard, so the Taoist priest puts on a show to make a living.

From the start, he inherits a Taoist temple. With no money for food, he livestreams his talents for viewers.

Viewer: Taoist priest, I think I just saw you kill a ghost with the Five Thunder Rites.

Zhang Yun: You must have imagined it, viewer. How could I possibly know something like that? Besides, ghosts don't exist in our world. You have to believe in science!

Hold on, Taoist priest. If the Five Thunder Rites were an illusion, how do you explain the Seven Killing Edicts of Gods and Ghosts?

Zhang Yun: Hahaha... No way, right? Surely no one thinks those weren't just special effects I put on for the show, all to make money? Surely everyone can tell, right?

I've told you, believe in science. Don't be superstitious!

Wait! Taoist priest, why did that fox behind you turn into a beautiful woman?!

Zhang Yun: Ahem... You must have seen wrong. Nothing like that happened...

Five Thunder Rites in one hand, Seven Killing Edicts of Gods and Ghosts in the other, and he can even sneak in a few smacks to the ghosts when he has a moment. And you expect us to believe in science?

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