Warhammer 40K: The Emperor Told Me to Patrol the Mountains

Name: Warhammer 40K: The Emperor Told Me to Patrol the Mountains
Author: Red Bull Loves Monster Energy

战锤40K，帝皇让我来巡山啊

by Red Bull Loves Monster Energy (红牛爱喝魔爪)

Status: Completed
Length: 192k Words
Genre: Unknown
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Sorcerer of Tzeentch: “Be a good boy and come over here. Let me see what you’re afraid of inside.” Titus: “Oh, for crying out loud! I’m afraid you’ll run away!” Horus: “Hey, you four old fogeys, come over here and give me a Chaos blessing. I need one!” The Four Peddlers of the Warp: “What the hell! Is that how you ask for a favor?” Horus: “I don’t give a damn! Give it or don’t!” Narrator: That night, the Four Peddlers couldn’t sleep a wink. They just couldn’t figure out what on earth had happened to the world... A harmonious and friendly Warp, a happy and prosperous 40K. What sparks will fly between Cui Buer, the protagonist who came from an outer universe, and the legendary old geezer of the 40K universe, the God-Emperor of Mankind? And where will they lead this dark and despairing 40K universe...

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