Warhammer 40K: I’m a Gourmet Tree

Well, honestly, life in the world of Warhammer 40K is pretty nice.

Especially when you're a tree.

Every day, all you have to do is eat Orks, bask in a sun that's hundreds of degrees hot, take a cold shower, and study how to create new psychic spells. When you have some free time, you can wander through the Infinite Space and collect figures that even the king of collectibles doesn't have.

Of course, the catch is that you must avoid being discovered by the Inquisition, the Assassinorum, the Department of Internal Affairs, the Department of Justice... and all those crazies whose heads are full of rigid rules.

Also, the Adeptus Mechanicus are pretty friendly... really!

Naturally, that means putting up with their constant attempts and desire to put you on a research table.

If you transmigrate there as a human... then just pretend I never said any of that.

P.S. An infinite-world novel with Warhammer 40K as its primary setting.