Hey, Want to Get Rich Gossiping?

[Food + Gossip + Light Court Intrigue] A quick note: I have a lot of chapters stockpiled. There’s one female lead and no romance plot for her. Some supporting characters have romance subplots, but not many, so this is an ancient-style fantasy. I don’t write wives who are treated like helpless princesses. I transmigrated as a foolish princess who saved the emperor, and now I’m winning by listening to people’s inner thoughts! Lin Bao worked herself to death on overtime and got a new look as a fool of a princess, along with a gossip System that’s about to be banished. The System’s store? Closed! Its features? It can only show people’s scandalous pasts and secrets? That’s good enough! I refuse to get involved in palace intrigue. I just want to eat! Modern cuisine conquers the entire palace, and the little kitchen becomes the hottest place to check in. Who could have imagined That my gossip and snark with the System would be heard by the people we were talking about! The Empress Dowager wants to set me up with the emperor? Inner thoughts: “Auntie, a melon forced off the vine is painfully salty. Are you trying to make us a miserable couple?” Empress Dowager: “...That does make sense.” My cousin, the emperor, is suspicious of everyone? Inner thoughts: “I get it, the boss is under KPI pressure. A fire in the harem would hurt his performance review!” Emperor: “...Crude, but true.” A consort who seems virtuous is up to something? Inner thoughts: “System, look! She’s tampering with the ingredients!” Empress: “Understood. Seize her immediately!” From then on, I become the palace’s walking “gossip radar,” with the passive skill “Your Words Come True” (the socially mortifying version). The emperor relies on me to catch corrupt officials, the empress relies on me to clean up the harem, and the sickly prince relies on my food to stay alive while secretly eavesdropping on gossip... As for me, I just want to quietly munch on some gossip and cook a meal, and maybe turn Empresses in the Palace into a storybook to poison... I mean, enlighten the Empress Dowager. [Reading Guide] A goofy foodie heroine x a good-for-nothing gossip-loving System. Having her inner thoughts exposed is her biggest golden finger (I’m dying). Everyone eavesdrops on her thoughts. A lighthearted, hilarious daily-life story where palace intrigue turns into gossip.