I'm a Professional Bandit

Tags: Hilarious and ridiculous | Anti-trope | Foodie | Ridiculous and satisfying Others cultivate by meditating. Crab Stick cultivates by getting beaten, after a monk whacked her for ten thousand years. Others risk their lives to cultivate. Crab Stick made it to the Western Paradise entirely because she had connections, tagging along with Tang Monk and his disciples. She picked up quite a few skills from them, too: Elder Brother Sun Wukong had a sharp tongue, and she learned that. Second Brother Zhu Bajie loved to eat, and she surpassed the master. Third Brother Sha Wujing never let pressure get to him, and she simply had no concept of pressure. Fourth Brother White Dragon Horse was so oblivious he’d think someone pointing a gun at his head was just saying hello. Master Tang Sanzang thought everyone was a good person, and she couldn’t tell praise from insults. After finally taking human form and coming ashore, she stumbled into an elementary school and casually tied up every security guard and teacher, along with all three hundred students. Then she became famous… From the bottom of the sea to the land, everyone and every seafood creature who meets her grits their teeth and shouts: “Crab Stick!!!!” Crab Stick: “Hehehe, I really am so popular~”