I Broke Through the Tragic Novel from the Start and Called the Motherland

[Hilarious trope subversion + strong female lead power fantasy + no romance + the country has my back] The heroine is far from perfect

Daofengrou, a fiery Chongqing girl, takes one misstep and wakes up as the tragic, devoted wife heroine in a cultivation novel.

In the original, she is forcibly possessed by the lust-crazed, overpowered male lead, then gives him her heart, her soul, and all her family’s wealth, before he runs her through with a sword and advances his merciless path?

Daofengrou looks at the dazed man before her and reaches for her knife. “You want to make me suffer? No way! Our ancestors said it best: if you pull up the weeds, get the roots too!”

She unleashes her self-invented “Root-Out-the-Weeds Knife Technique” and sends the scumbag straight to his physical end, leaving his soul scattered and his spirit destroyed!

The little mirror she picks up as spoils of war can actually make video calls?

Without a moment’s hesitation, Daofengrou dials the number she knows by heart. “Hello, National Security Bureau? I want to turn myself over to the country!”

The voice on the other end: “??? Turn what over?”

“Turn myself in! Mom, it’s me, a flower of the motherland. I’ve been kidnapped. Help!”

And so, the whole story goes completely off the rails

She scours the other world for local treasures: flowers that absorb smog, ore that generates electricity, lost cultivation techniques…

Back home, the nation’s top minds throw themselves into research: new materials, new energy sources, and new cultivation techniques to make everyone stronger!

Armed to the teeth with cutting-edge technology supplied by her country, she punches scumbags, kicks hypocrites, and takes on anyone who dares to challenge her!

The male leads from the tragic novels weep bitterly: “She’s weak? She’s underage? She’s a living King of Hell!”

The motherland fiercely protects its child: “I know my girl! She’s so gentle and kind. You must have started it!”

Daofengrou: “Men are just dandruff from the sewers. Only the motherland and good food are worth cherishing.”

Today’s goal: fleece the other world for everything it’s got.