The Goofy Dragon Lord Is Slacking Off Online

The Lazy Dragon Venerable Who Slacks Off Online

Reborn as a five-clawed golden dragon, Liu Yalong becomes the biggest slacker in the cultivation world. With "Three Years to Ascension, Five Years of Practice Tests" in her left hand and a Merit Exchange System in her right, she turns cultivation into a Pinduoduo-style bargain hunt. Buddhist devotee Chu Zhao discovers that she is the wicked dragon who once shaved his head a thousand years ago. On the surface, he chants "Amitabha," but in secret, he writes cheesy love lines in Sanskrit. When an alchemy mishap fills the air with pink aphrodisiac mist, and a flying-sword exam turns into a QQ Dance party, the entire sect begs this "beginner" to stop innovating. After all, what kind of Dragon Venerable uses an immortal-binding rope to hang out the laundry, or wields a demon-subduing pestle as a selfie stick while livestreaming the paranormal? The Heavenly Dao roars and threatens to strike her with lightning, but she puts an arm around the corrupted Buddhist and raises an eyebrow. "What's the hurry? I've got enough merit points to buy a monthly subscription to tribulation lightning!"