After My Family Heard My Thoughts, the Whole Family Spoiled the Cannon Fodder!

Liu Xiaoxiao is born into the body of a doomed infant girl in an ancient romance novel. The moment she opens her eyes, she sees her mother feeding poisoned wine to her father, the prime minister! The whole family is supposed to be executed in three months, but then everyone starts hearing her thoughts: 【Dad! You’ve got sheep grazing on your head! Your moonlight is a spy from an enemy kingdom!】 【Mom! Don’t chop off the emperor’s head. Save it to fly as a kite!】 【Third Brother! Don’t fish the heroine out of the latrine. That’s her trap for stealing your luck!】 From then on, the plot goes completely off the rails: Her general mother carries the imperial jade seal around like a brick, her prime minister father writes gossip columns with his memorials, her playboy third brother serves the heroine a “diarrhea combo,” and even the crown prince of the enemy kingdom becomes her personal chef! The whole family turns their lives around while slacking off, stealing the protagonists’ luck and changing the fate of the dynasty. But they have no idea that Xiaoxiao is hiding a shocking secret of her own: Could the “family stabbing map” she doodles on a whim actually be a military deployment plan predicting an enemy invasion? And how did The Domineering Prime Minister Falls in Love with Me, the book under the emperor’s pillow, become The New State Policy, revised overnight by the court historians?! Ridiculous laughs and triumphant face-slapping, as the whole cast of crazies rewrites their fate! 【Live-comment-style roasts and diaper-to-the-face attacks: this generation of doomed side characters fights dirty!】