So What If I Hit You? Did I Ask for Thanks?

Name: So What If I Hit You? Did I Ask for Thanks?
Author: Chi Yu Mi

打你怎么了，谢谢说了吗

by Chi Yu Mi (池渔咪)

Status: Completed
Length: 311k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

System + transmigrate into a book + memes + going feral + showbiz + old-school melodrama + real and fake heiresses + settling scores on the spot

A ruthless, talkative, beautiful, adorable, not gentle or generous yet perfect in every way heroine x a male lead who's also a person

I died.

Then I came back to life.

The System said that if I could face-slap everyone in a Mary Sue novel, I could return to my own world.

That sounded great. I'd read every trope in the book, and was especially good at taking down the icy CEO, the four-nation heartthrob.

The domineering CEO said nothing, only falling in love with the person who saved his life.

Me: Then why don't you love the security guard? Didn't he save you? Here's a slap.

The nanny said nothing, only switching the master's baby with another.

Me: Stealing someone's lover isn't a crime, but stealing someone's baby is. Here's a slap.

My biological parents said nothing, only favoring the fake heiress they'd raised for over a decade.

Me: Nothing to say. Let's start with the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms.

The heroine said nothing, only marrying her ex-husband's uncle.

Wait, who did you say was the heroine? You want a slap too, don't you?

Uncle, looking deeply in love: Zhizhi, after you've slapped them all, you can't slap me, okay?

Li Zhi, winding up: It's no trouble. Did you say thank you?

#System: I said face-slap them, not actually slap them!

#Written in third person

Stats

141Chapters

247Reads · 30 days

42.9kReads · all time

102Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.4Score

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Reader comments 49

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So far, it's hilarious; everyone's witty and funny. I'm still looking for everyone's comments, but I haven't seen them yet. Then I realized there's no rating yet 😂. Keep it up, author! This is one of the stories I found that really captivated me last night, even though I stayed up all night. Be a writer who finishes what you start and updates regularly; don't end up like some of the authors in my collection who suddenly stop updating or disappear without warning.
11 likes1y ago
It's a really good story, but it doesn't get much traffic and not many people read it. The female lead is so lovely; I really like her.
9 likes1y ago
What really touched me about this novel was that the female protagonist saves her counterpart from another timeline, and there's no forced or awkward insertion of a childhood life-saving story between her and the male protagonist. The male protagonist uses a system to win over the female protagonist, and he falls in love with her first. The romance between the two is very sweet, and the scenes of Li Zhi bickering with the haters and dealing with the Lin family are also hilarious.
8 likes1y ago
Are there really so few ratings? With my limited vocabulary, all I can say is, it's really good. I've read so many similar crazy stories before, and the descriptions are all pretty much the same. This is one of the few books of its kind that I found, but it doesn't feel like a template.
7 likes1y ago
So sweet, so incredibly sweet! The ending was also handled very well; it wasn't the cliché of the male lead saving the female lead, but rather the female lead saving herself – a true female lead story. It's just that the promised slice-of-life epilogues are gone! [Eye roll]
6 likes1y ago
Seriously, this is so funny! Do you know what it's like to laugh so hard that my period started bleeding?
5 likes1y ago
It's pretty good, short and concise. The female lead ignored the system and it ran away 😂 to the male lead's side. The female lead's slap in the face was a physical slap in the face, and the male lead was forced by the system to "conquer" the female lead 😂, which was acted in a very cheesy way.
5 likes1y ago
It's great! I love this kind of story where revenge is served on the spot. The female lead is incredibly strong, there are no frustrating plot twists, the male lead is a normal person, and the romance doesn't have any misunderstandings or dramatic cliffhangers. It's fantastic! I don't know if it's because so few people are watching it that the rating is so low. Everyone should come and watch it!
4 likes10mo ago
It's so good-looking, all you need to know is that it's good-looking. You're so crazy, all you need to know is that you're crazy.
3 likes1y ago
It's so good! Since watching it, I've stopped feeling emotionally conflicted, and it even cured my depression.
3 likes1y ago