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1. 1 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 68.2kReads9.1Score10.2kShelves

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   Just read these books about men having sex and women having sex [Adoration] How can this be an entertainment industry article? It is clearly a high-quality hilarious love record of human beings! There is no blood in the whole process, only sweet critical hits that counter routines, and daily routines that make people laugh out loud! Hurry up and invest without losing money! In the first book, Guan Yu transforms into the wife of the villain who died prematurely in the story of Mr. Ba, and is bound to the **Evil Girl System**—the mission: to make everyone unhappy! So - - During the funding stage of the drama, others were humble, so she grabbed the money directly: "Give me the money for instant noodles, even three yuan!" - The system asked her to [remove the heroine's eyeliner], but she used makeup remover to smear her face. As a result, the heroine looked so beautiful without makeup, with tears in her eyes: "I knew you were doing it for my own good!" - The villain husband wanted to abandon the secret and turn to the bright side? She frantically encouraged: "Don't give up! Keep doing evil! I support you!" The villain was moved: "She really loves me the most." **Audience:??? Why is this woman becoming more and more lovable! ** ### **[Villain Husband's Way to Defeat Himself]** The rumored cold-blooded big boss, under Guan Yu's "encouragement", his blackness value increased instead of falling——- She robbed him of his instant noodles money, and he transferred the money with a smile: "You control all my cards."- She encouraged him to cause trouble, and he took notes carefully: "My wife is right, I will be more ruthless."- She ate his supper in the middle of the night, and he calmly took a photo and posted on his blog: "She is so cute even when she ate it." **Netizen: Help! This is not a villain couple, this is a crazy couple running in both directions! ** ### **[The system crashed, the audience went crazy, this generation of villains can't lead!]** The more Guan Yu worked hard to do evil, the more the world developed in a strange direction - - She wanted the heroine to make a fool of herself, but the heroine became famous without makeup, and burst into tears of gratitude: "Sister Guan is my noble person!" - She wanted the villain husband to continue to be evil, but he had a love brain attack and clung to her every day: "Wife, who are you doing today?" - She wanted the audience to scold her, but the barrage was all: "Sister is so handsome! The ceiling of evil women!" **System (Despair): ... I made you a villain, not a group favorite!!! ** ### **[Reading Instructions]** ✓ **An anti-routine cool article**: The evil girl will not clean up her innocence, but the whole world will automatically make excuses for her! ✓ **Sand Sculpture Shura Field**: The daily life of the villain couple = he dotes on her, she goes crazy and he laughs ✓ **Real records of netizens**: From "Can this woman get out" to "Sister Guan is my Internet mouth substitute!" ✓ **System doubts Tongsheng**: Is the host doing a task or in love? **# Villain's reverse operation: The crazier I am, the more they love me#** **#The villain's husband's thousand-layer filter: She looks so charming when she does evil#** **# System: This host cannot be brought along, so destroy it! #** ★ , : -: ", " -: "! " -: "? " ★の★ : →60 () →120 () : "? " : ", . " ★★ [] !! [Day 3] Hey... She looks a bit cool when she beats people up? [Day 7] Help! I actually fell in love with brotherhood in the drama?! [Final Finale] I moved here to the Civil Affairs Bureau! If Shen Xie doesn't get married today, no one will be able to get off work!!! ◆Mad literature comes into reality◆When Xie Mi tied the CEO's tie to a coconut tree and danced to God, and when Shen Yaoqing paid 30 million to take a photo of the "Crazy License" and give it to her, the whole network screamed: Wake up! This is a romance show, not a happy comedian!! #Click to get double happiness: crazy female star x brain-boosting emperor CEO's two-way rush# #You can never guess what the plot will be like in the next second# In the third book, Ning Yan is dressed as a dog-licking female star, and the system requires her to conquer the cold and aloof prince (particularly funny, the heroine used soaked flour to "make soup" for him, and he drank it very happily [laughing]) ✓ **Prince**: "Don't pester me, I only love Bai Yueguang" ✓ **Ning Yan** (hugging Bai Yueguang in his arms): "Your Bai Yueguang doesn't want you~" ✓ **Prince Ye** (throwing the check angrily): "I'll give you five million, leave her!" ✓ **Ning Yan** (shred it with his backhand): "Is it money that I need? What I need is fun!" **System (trembling):** Host, we are a strategy system, not a crazy system ### **[When the boss behind the scenes awakens, the plot begins to collapse]** The leader of the Yu family who has been comatose for many years suddenly wakes up - ✓ The prince turns into a coward in an instant ✓ Bai Yueguang changes sides overnight ✓ Ning Yan smiles and waves: "Hey, my old sweetheart is back?" **The rich circle is divided: ** How many cards does this woman have?? ✓ **1V1 Double Powerful Mutual Favor** Big Boss Yu Wen Li dressed as a stand-in heroine in a sadistic novel, and faced the mentally retarded plot that went dark - ✓ **Male Protagonist**: "You are just her stand-in..." ✓ **Wen Li** (a backhand slap): "Boys are meant to hurt" ✓ **System** (suddenly excited): "Congratulations on binding the [Sword Selling System]! Please continue to make everyone happy!" ✓ **Entertainment Circle** (trembling): "How can this woman even dare to quarrel with top-notch people??" ### ** [Abstract love in the entertainment industry]** When Qi Yan, a venomous critic, met Wen Li, a crazy person—— ✓ The show turned into a special cross talk show ✓ The ratings of variety shows exploded ✓ Hot searches for each other on Weibo **Fans**: "Stop fighting! Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to fight!" [Reading instructions] ** ✓ **Double crazy criticism showdown** He has a venomous tongue, and she is the strongest on the surface ✓ **System cool operation** Negative emotions are exchanged for props, the more you curse, the stronger you become ✓ **Clean stream in the entertainment industry** Don't fight, just sell swords, don't speculate on CP, just fight each other ✓ **Demining guide** All members are abnormal, laughing until they are deprived of oxygen and irresponsible **#When the substitute literature becomes abstract literature#** **#Top: I wanted to quarrel with her at first, but finally wanted to marry her#** **#System: This host is too good at scolding, and the CPU is burned out#**

2. 2 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves
3. 3 攻 Conquest Complete, I Dumped the Male Lead and Took Everyone Down 攻略成功，我揣掉男主创飞所有人 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance767k WordsCompleted [Meme humor + tons of memes + devoted 1v1 romance + unhinged story (the novel is completely unhinged and packed with memes, written as an outlet for stress. If that's not your thing, please leave.)] After three years transmigrated into a book, Ning Yan finally completes her mission to win over the capital's most eligible young master. A-list actress reduced to a simping heroine: is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Ning Yan doesn't know. All she knows is that this time 3.5kReads9.0Score490Shelves
4. 4 对 Rival-Lane Couple: We're Absolutely Unhinged! 对抗路情侣，包癫的！ Fan Tang梵棠Modern Romance551k WordsCompleted Wen Li transmigrated into a book. She was keeping up with the trend, heehee. She became the heroine of an angsty romance. Not so heehee. The heroine of this book shares her name. She's a stand-in for the male lead Lu Ci's beloved, and the two go through a torturous love affair. Only then does he realize his feelings for her. In the end, she forgives him for everything, and they live happily ever after. Wen Li wanted to howl at the heavens. What kind of brainless plot was this? Looking at the mal 2.6kReads9.1Score428Shelves
5. 5 姐 The Sisters Greet You with a Grin, You Call Them Hicks with a Laugh 姐俩跟你笑哈哈，你说姐俩土哈哈 The Sun God and Apollo太阳神与阿波罗Modern Romance225k WordsOngoing [Absurd comedy and memes + survival variety show + unhinged antics] Wen Yue opens her eyes and finds she’s transmigrated into a book. What can she do? She can only lie flat. She joins a variety show. The director insists on promoting the team’s bonds, no matter what. Wen Yue: “Keep it up and I’ll chop off your dick and serve it with rice!” The scumbag asks if the show’s script is genuine. Wen Yue: “That day, I thought I was holding your hand. Then I looked down and saw it was a fishhook.” The fa 4Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 6 全 Are They All Villains? I Reload My Save and Send Them All to Their Doom 全员恶人？我读档发癫送他们上天 Loves Grilled Gluten爱吃烤面筋Modern Romance421k WordsCompleted [Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton 10.7kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
7. 7 打 So What If I Hit You? Did I Ask for Thanks? 打你怎么了，谢谢说了吗 Chi Yu Mi池渔咪Modern Romance311k WordsCompleted System + transmigrate into a book + memes + going feral + showbiz + old-school melodrama + real and fake heiresses + settling scores on the spot A ruthless, talkative, beautiful, adorable, not gentle or generous yet perfect in every way heroine x a male lead who's also a person I died. Then I came back to life. The System said that if I could face-slap everyone in a Mary Sue novel, I could return to my own world. That sounded great. I'd read every trope in the book, and was especially good at ta 417Reads8.4Score102Shelves
8. 8 世 Is the World Broken? The Idea Guy in the Chat Group 世界不正常？聊天群里有点子王 September Lazy Rabbit九月懒兔Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted [Chat group + no female lead] Just after Chu Mo transmigrated, a voice neither male nor female rang out from the sky. “I once said that if anyone so much as hurt her, I would wipe out their entire family. Now that the little one has been injured in your sect, I’ll slaughter every last person in it!” A Demon Venerable wreathed in towering flames stood between heaven and earth, repeatedly bringing down massive palm strikes. His fellow disciples were all flattened into little bear-shaped cookies, a 15.1kReads8.3Score1.4kShelves

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   ① There is no female protagonist yet, but the protagonist and the people and things in the group are quite abstract and funny. ② I simulated myself as the female protagonist. ③ He was reincarnated in the red cloud and dirty land, and his writing is amazing.

9. 9 人 Life Simulator: You Were Born a Girl 人生模拟：你出生了，是个女孩 Qianyuan Qian乾元乾Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (Gender-swap + Gradual Transformation + Bratty Girl + Simulator) (The rating just came out. It’ll go up later.) After sixteen years of transmigrating and working the fields every day, Su Qing finally gets a System calling itself the Life Restart Simulator on his birthday. He immediately drops his hoe and hurries home to investigate. “You were born a girl. You’re overjoyed.” Looking at the words on the simulation screen, Su Qing falls silent for a long time. But I’m a guy! Why would I be overjoye 2.6kReads8.5Score261Shelves
10. 10 主 Protagonist, Get Over Here! Let’s Become Sworn Brothers First! 主角快来，咱俩先拜一个！ Red Sun, Spirit Cloud红日灵云Urban1.1M WordsCompleted I transmigrated and got bound to a… My Brothers Are a Few Too Many, But I’m Really Not a Gangster System. Yep, that’s right. I’m a villain, and a villain with multiple identities at that. The villains in this world may have all died off, because I’m every villain there is! The System tells me to make more sworn-brotherhoods. The more sworn brothers I have, the farther I can go on the road to opposing the protagonist. Fine, I’ll oppose them… Fake heiresses, domineering CEOs? Piece of cake! Then I 21.6kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves
11. 11 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 301.2kReads9.6Score32kShelves

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    After watching it, the heroine's image remains unchanged, the hero's mouth is really poisonous, and the couple join forces [like]

12. 12 低 Seeking Kindred Spirits Amid Low Hills and Murky Waters, Twin Stars in the Dharma-Ending Age 低山臭水觅知音，末法时代双子星 Jelly Is a Dog果冻很狗Urban416k WordsCompleted My name is Chen Mo. All I wanted was to head out quietly, go fishing, and live out my days in peace. But who could have guessed that I’d encounter a bizarre monster while fishing? From then on, I was tainted by the supreme demonic path and forced to learn the most domineering and sinister demonic art in the world. This demonic art defies the heavens, but it is merciless too: I can no longer absorb spiritual energy. There is only one way to grow stronger: kill, devour souls, and consume cult 1kReads—Score151Shelves

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    It's usually a bit funny, but when they get into fights, one becomes more cruel than the other [take a closer look]

13. 13 磕 Explosive Chemistry! The Crazy Couple Turns a Breakup Show Upside Down 磕炸！疯疯夫妇爆改分手综艺 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance258k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Sweet Romance + Cathartic] [Naturally Evil, Yandere Heroine × Shameless, Old-Dog Teasing Hero] Jiang Hua, an evil spirit who survives by feeding on resentment, is sent to the fringe world to serve her sentence. Here, she is the foil to her twin sister: the yandere uses her as a substitute, her parents treat her as a jinx, and netizens gawk at her like a monkey. She is supposed to suffer both physically and emotionally and rack up enough Suffering Points to complete her missi 23.9kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves

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    These books are also very classic. They made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night🤣The male and female protagonists are both very abstract (Teacher Spear, I love you! The Spear Gate will last forever!)

14. 14 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 126.6kReads9.7Score14.1kShelves
15. 15 不 Sorry, the Fake Heiress Is a Sister-Con 不好意思，假千金她是姐控 Fan Chu棥楚Modern Romance375k WordsCompleted [Supporting Character Awakens + Fake and Real Heiresses + Fiercely Sister-Obsessed + Showbiz Coming-of-Age] [Happy Ending + One-on-One Romance] [Completed] [The System mistreats the heroine at first, but later makes amends. If that bothers you, feel free to skip to Chapter 44!] When Qian Ni heard the real heiress was coming home, she got so excited that she tripped on the stairs. The fall revealed the melodramatic script of her future: she was the wicked fake heiress who would be crushed by the 769Reads6.4Score103Shelves

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    Yeah, yeah, it was abstract and funny in the early stages.

16. 16 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 212.7kReads9.6Score22.9kShelves

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    Super beautiful, highly recommended!!! The protagonist Ye Qiao (female) has no cp! Most sects are all idiots. Real. This was Ye Qiao's idea on the first day he traveled through time. She was a humble laborer. She stayed up all night and finally finished the design draft. As a result, when she woke up, she was transported to this cultivation world of swords and swords... "Winter is gone, and the stars are bright."

17. 17 渗 Love by Infiltration 渗透式爱情 Cong Yuanyuan丛圆圆Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted A troublemaker who seems tough but is soft inside × a younger, scheming man who always cleans up after her Mature adults pushing each other to the limit | Love at first sight, bold flirting, and ambiguous sparks | Dark humor and two crazies falling in love [Playing the fool to catch the tiger, a younger man taming a playboy, and a woman completely under her husband’s thumb] From love at first sight to a love that runs deep: an oddball paired with a lunatic, falling harder with every passing day. 8.1kReads8.5Score961Shelves

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    This is it, sweet and funny.

18. 18 被 Abducted to a Remote Mountain Village, I Was Tricked into Having a Baby by a Scheming Soldier 被拐深山，腹黑兵王骗我生娃 Xinmiao's Mom鑫淼妈妈Modern Romance159k WordsCompleted Yangmei and I were kidnapped and taken deep into the mountains. We escaped into the wilderness, got lost, and ran into Bai Tianye, a decorated soldier who was searching for medicinal herbs in a cave. He took meticulous care of us. When I got sick and nearly died, he saved me, and then fell in love with me. I ran away from my wedding, and he searched for me frantically. To repay him for saving my life, I slept with him. He had someone bring my parents over, and they were very pleased with him. Af 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Is this one okay?

19. 19 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 40.4kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves
20. 20 糙 The Rugged Army Guy Is Irresistible, but His Wife's Family Ends Up in Ruins 糙汉军哥好撩人，娇妻全家火葬场 Crazy Little Wangba疯狂小王叭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance + rugged military man + beautiful educated youth + pocket dimension + everyday life] Zhou Tingting was born strong enough to move mountains. When she opened her eyes, she found herself as a disposable background character in a sweet period romance. Her mother, stepfather, and stepsister's family were all up to no good. They tricked her out of her job and took her home. After squeezing every last bit of value out of her, they sent her off to the countryside. The original Zhou 7kReads8.9Score595Shelves

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    Both male and female protagonists are top notch, very funny

21. 21 一 One Crazy Person Is Twice the Fun, Two Are Ten Times the Fun 一个疯批一倍爽，两个疯批十倍爽 Half a Moonbeam半朵月光Modern Romance635k WordsCompleted (The short dramas Family Feud and Moonlit Splendor are streaming on Hongguo. The King of the Mental Asylum X the Master of the Isolated Prison, devoted and formidable madcaps, fake heiress + face-slapping the scum + solving cases and mysteries + comedy + sweet romance) After spending ten years in a mental asylum, Feng Zhi was brought back to the Feng family on one condition: she couldn’t bully the fake heiress. The fake heiress fell down. “Sister pushed me…” Feng Zhi pushed her over. The fake he 5.3kReads9.0Score628Shelves
22. 22 帝 The Emperor and Empress Fight Every Day to See Who Dies First 帝后每天互殴，看谁先死 Qian Ran Jun Xiao千苒君笑Ancient Romance2.3M WordsOngoing Feng Xing is the daughter of Chu Xi’s Grand Marshal, who commands an army of four hundred thousand. Shen Feng has been emperor for just two years. Shen Feng is utterly depraved, ruthless, and cruel. To secure his throne, he decides to marry Feng Xing and make her empress. First, he will fake her death to lure her father to the capital for the funeral. Then he will wipe out her entire family and take control of the Chu Xi army. Feng Xing is a fierce, accomplished warrior who takes whatever she wa 37.6kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves
23. 23 娘 Wifey, Can I Live Off You Yet? 娘子，软饭能吃了吗？ Chubby Second Brother胖小二Ancient Romance731k WordsCompleted [Farming + sweet romance + transmigration + family life + the female lead is a black leopard] Gu Shi'an narrowly escapes death after suffering severe injuries. When she wakes, she’s become the Lin family’s bride, brought in to bring good fortune to her sick husband. She opens her eyes and gives her new husband a beating. Who knew her husband wasn’t ordinary either? He’s a general who has returned to life in someone else’s body. He used to lead troops into battle, but now he can’t lift a shou 569Reads8.9Score101Shelves
24. 24 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 16.2kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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    It's so exciting, brothers, 4567 really likes watching it,

25. 25 我 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手，怎么男团出道了 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 21.1kReads9.5Score3.7kShelves
26. 26 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 26Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    Very funny, very abstract and very funny

27. 27 互 Body Swap: The Max-Level Bodyguard Takes the Heiress's Family in Hand 互换身体：满级女保镖整顿豪门 Grass Growing on the Bar杠上长草Modern Romance171k WordsOngoing Berserk Brawler vs. Good-for-Nothing Young Master of a Powerful Family | Humorous Daily Life + Plot-Driven + Light Ensemble Cast + Mild Political Intrigue + Secret Identities An elite bodyguard at the top of her game wakes up one morning as the most useless rich young master in the entire prefecture, a sickly man who could cough up blood at any moment. Looking at her new tagalong and frail body, Wei Xianghan gives a cold laugh, then slaps her power-hungry cousin, weighing 150 pounds, flying! But 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    How could there not be this kind of body-swapping theme? I would like to be called the strongest. I laughed.

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