If You Can't Take It, Fight Me: I Broke Yi Zhonghai's Arms and Legs from the Start

Name: If You Can't Take It, Fight Me: I Broke Yi Zhonghai's Arms and Legs from the Start
Author: Ding Yao of Pompeii

不服来干，开局断他易中海手脚

by Ding Yao of Pompeii (庞贝城的丁瑶)

Status: Completed
Length: 376k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
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Synopsis

Comedy + putting the residents of the Siheyuan in their place. The tone is intense, with a period setting and a clever protagonist who bows to no one, mouthing off to heaven, earth, and even thin air, and acting like a sly schemer. Wang Long transmigrates into a scheming parallel courtyard full of busybodies. As he gets along with the residents, he discovers that they’re always plotting against him and his family. Since he can’t change himself, he’ll change the beasts around him. If he or his family gets bullied, he’ll hit back twice as hard. That’s the principle Wang Long lives by, and so he sets out to whip the courtyard into shape. Before long, things start returning to normal: if you won’t listen, he’ll beat you until you do. As a streetwise rogue, how much can the law really hold you back? Especially when you’re a thoughtful, cunning rogue, and even more so when you’ve transmigrated from another world as a thoughtful, cunning rogue. Basically, the protagonist stirs up trouble for the beasts in the courtyard and makes his way to the top, all while living a life of chasing women.

Stats

187Chapters

1.9kReads · 30 days

339.4kReads · all time

5.5Score

267Listens

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It's a great read. I'm reading it twice. I stopped halfway through before and started reading it again from the beginning. I've been reading it for several days now, and there are still 60 chapters left. I looked at the table of contents and figured winter wasn't over yet, so I stopped again. Everything is great, except that An Tian's life in this novel moves way too slowly.
8 likes1y ago
It must be said that the author's ideas are quite good, with a unique and original concept. However, it also has its shortcomings, namely, too much unnecessary rambling. I hope the author can streamline the word count and broaden the scope of the story; this would result in a truly excellent novel. Otherwise, continuing to pad the word count like this could lead to a significant loss of readers.
8 likes1y ago
There's no extreme suspense, no letter of forgiveness, and the atmosphere is quite tense. While the plot is a bit drawn out, it's understandable. After all, what's the point if the protagonist is killed off in one chapter? Write well! This is a book with great potential. Keep up the good work, author! Lots of fun moments. And quite hilarious too. Keep it up!
6 likes1y ago
Hmph hmph chirp chirp sister
6 likes1y ago
It's a good read, and I really enjoy it. The premise is great; I finally read a story with a spirited male protagonist from a traditional courtyard house, with powerful connections. The premise itself is truly excellent (I'm only referring to the appeal of the premise). The writing has a few minor flaws, but they don't detract from the overall experience.
5 likes1y ago
If you don't give your own book a high score, do you expect others to like it? I'm going to give it a high score anyway. Well written, keep it up, author! You're the best! 😘😘😘😄
4 likes1y ago
It's full of angst, which makes it very enjoyable to read. I hope you continue writing well, otherwise I'll have to revise my rating. There aren't many books left to read, and even fewer that meet my expectations. Keep it up, author! Thumbs up!
4 likes1y ago
It's satisfying to watch. The author is awesome.
3 likes1y ago
Marking this down. It's rare to find a book this intensely gritty, but it's too short; I wanted more. Looking forward to updates, I'll come back for more. Keep it up!
2 likes1y ago
Not bad, not bad, not bad!
1 like1y ago