Taking Uncle Jiu and Shi Jian to Ascension

Old Master Ren excitedly pushed open the coffin lid, then froze in shock. What is going on? Where am I? Sorry, I got the wrong place. I'll lie back down right now, I promise I won't come out and mess with your head. The Imperial Zombie: You little punk, so that's how you want to play it? Just you wait, I'll wipe the floor with you. This coffin lid is so heavy! Damn it, because of your ridiculous stunt, I had to take a direct hit from heavenly lightning, and it blasted right through me. You're something else. I'm an imperial uncle, you know, and you made me carry a coffin lid here, hopping along like some idiot, afraid the whole time it would fall off. You're a real oddball in the Taoist world.