Uncle Jiu, Your Disciple Has Smashed Another Zombie's Head

Content warning: An illogical story involving old and new characters. The first half reads like I’ve got something wrong with my brain, but the second half is worth a look. I respect Lam Ching-ying’s real name. Don’t use your brain when reading this. One hundred thousand chapters of useless idiots, eight hundred thousand chapters of bizarre antics, and one hundred thousand chapters of romance, all neatly apportioned. (Must read) Lin Nian’an is a young forensic pathologist with yin-yang eyes. In her previous life, she loved studying mystery cases and watching jiangshi movies, and was especially devoted to the Ninth Uncle from those films. But Lin Nian’an never imagined that after dying, she would become the Ninth Uncle’s apprentice, and the little wife he’d pursue with wildly devoted affection. Yet this Ninth Uncle, who spends all year taking Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai around to vanquish demons, is actually named Lin Fengying. What an unexpected delight. Lin Nian’an became the Ninth Uncle’s first disciple because she was bound as the Host of the strongest Lucky Koi Celestial Master System. It was also the System that brought her into the Ninth Uncle’s pocket world and set her on a fantastical new life. It also gave Lin Nian’an all sorts of bizarre techniques for dealing with jiangshi and an inexhaustible supply of golden fingers. But it never expected its Host to be such a menace. Every day, she either wants to train jiangshi into her own puppet jiangshi or crack open their heads to see what’s inside. In the eyes of outsiders, the Ninth Uncle is a mighty demon-slayer in the early story, then a hopelessly biased man later on. That’s because he gives all his special affection and kind looks to his little wife, Lin Nian’an, while Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, Little Jiangshi, and Xiao Ling’er are always left to take the blame for their senior sister.