Uncle Jiu Fanfiction: Erhu at Five and a Half

Name: Uncle Jiu Fanfiction: Erhu at Five and a Half
Author: chi Qian Wang Ba Lü

九叔同人之二胡五岁半

by chi Qian Wang Ba Lü (chi浅王八绿)

Status: Completed
Length: 100k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Female-Channel Mystery
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

When an object is used for long enough, it can develop a spirit. Xiao Er is the spirit of an erhu that has been passed down for three hundred years. By a twist of fate, it transmigrates into Uncle Jiu’s world, bringing all sorts of chaotic, hilarious trouble to the village funeral parlor. Scene one: Lin Jiu is dressed in a suit and about to meet Lianmei. Xiao Er swings its little legs and starts playing “Happy Breakup!” As if playing it weren’t enough, it belts out the lyrics, too. “Happy breakup, I hope you’re happy. I believe you can find someone better, Uncle Jiu!” Scene two: Lin Jiu is locked inside the Long family ancestral hall. Since a spirit doesn’t need to breathe, while Lin Jiu and the other two run around the room with their pants in their hands, chased by zombies, Xiao Er squeaks away at “The March of the Volunteers!” Qiusheng silently flexes his fingers. “Wencai, I don’t know why, but I’m fired up and itching for a fight! I want to take on ten!” Wencai puts a little pot on his head and stammers, “Th-the tune’s pretty good, Senior Brother. You go fight. I’ll go keep an eye on the kid!” Lin Jiu fumes. “It doesn’t need you to watch it! All of you, get over here and hold him down. Pull its teeth out!” Scene three: Wencai and Qiusheng go to the zombie den to look for teeth, and a female zombie lures Wencai away. Xiao Er immediately waves its little hand and starts playing “Pigsy Carries His Bride!” The terrifying atmosphere turns hilarious in an instant. Qiusheng can’t hold it in and laughs so hard that a gold false tooth flies out of his mouth, smacking the Zombie King in the face. Scene four: After Granny Ganniang threatens and bribes Lin Jiu into going to the Lailai Hotel, Xiao Er sits by Lin Jiu’s pillow and plays “Moon Reflected on the Second Spring” right then and there…

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