After Being Tricked into Transmigrating, I Was Like a Fish Who'd Found Salt

Gou Dezhu had resolved to live like a carefree salted fish, but somehow got conned by a Zuo Wang Daoist. He transmigrated to a primitive world and was given a mission that made no sense. The old geezer who conned him said that offering himself in a sacrifice to Heaven would bring him benefits, so he made himself the sacrifice. “The movement of the Dao is reversal; its function is weakness.” Heaven was fair: he escaped alive and wiped out the old geezer’s entire household in revenge. Transmigration happens once, and then countless more times. He decided to cultivate immortality on his own, and, along the way, send a little spark of red revolution to his friends across the Myriad Worlds. He only does three things as he transmigrates through the heavens: cultivate immortality, fight for justice, and fucking revolution! Gou Dezhu says: “Since you won’t let me be a carefree salted fish, I’ll show you what I can do!”