You’re Supposed to Heal the World, So Why Are You Bringing Ruin to the Nation?

【Unhinged + Absurd + Hilarious + Cultivation + Wishes + Parody + Invincible + Subverting Conventions + Everything Blended Together!】 “I can grant you one wish!” Bystander A: “Really? Father!” Bystander B: “Let's start big! I want a hundred women who only love me!” Bystander C: “Pfft, only a hundred? Get me a whole city! I can handle it!” Bystander D: “Have you no ambition? Why not end war and plunder? I wish there were no more killing in the world!” Su Xin: “Your wishes are granted!” And so, everyone in the world turned into babies who could do nothing but wail. Only Su Xin remained more or less normal. “Saintess, stop running! It's time to change your diaper!” “Hey, old man, you promised you'd wear split-crotch pants!” The whole world went mad! All the great fiends, saintesses, divine sons, and rulers of forbidden lands had turned into babies who couldn't control their bowels or bladders. They wanted to die, and they wanted to kill Su Xin even more. But then Su Xin said, “From now on, I'm your daddy. Come on, say ‘Daddy,’ my good little boys!” “Son of a... *&…#&%…#!&…%” “You have this kind of power, and instead of using it to heal the sick and save the world, you have to bring ruin to the country and misery to its people?!”