HP: I Hear You Want to Be My Godmother?

Name: HP: I Hear You Want to Be My Godmother?
Author: A Silly Melon Is Still a Melon

HP听说你想做我教母？

by A Silly Melon Is Still a Melon (呆瓜也是瓜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 457k Words
Genre: Unknown
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Updated: 6mo ago
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[New generation + family bonds + a mountain of original details + parallel worlds + OOC + no official romance, ship whoever you like] Evelina Phoenix, Hogwarts’ sleeping phoenix, heir to “Merlin’s Wardrobe,” immensely powerful, Head of Slytherin House, and determined to become Headmistress of Hogwarts. [Not a saint, not a good person, fiercely protective, strong] Evelina: I think that if your stupid head isn’t completely overgrown with weeds, you should have asked his godmother before bullying Severus!!! Severus: I’m telling my godmother! (shouts, super fierce!) Main plot: Severus. Side plots: Tom, Barty Crouch Jr., and Regulus. (This is not a reverse harem! This is not a reverse harem!) The lonely night quietly carried away a lonely man. Perhaps no one would mourn him. He spent the rest of his life regretting that one word, “Mudblood,” and used his final second to look at those eyes one more time... Perhaps he was torn between light and darkness. Perhaps snake venom was eating away at his brain. Or perhaps, as his life flashed before his eyes, everything became clear in an instant: from answering Dumbledore with “Anything...” to covering his face and weeping over Lily’s body... to being hoisted upside down by the Marauders... to returning to the familiar yet distant park by the lake, where he fell asleep beneath a dead tree... and finally to being four years old, facing the constant arguments on Spinner’s End... It seemed his life would always be this way, and yet, at the end of that life, something different appeared. The lonely tears awakened the sleeping phoenix. This time, she came for him! In this life, he was loved, and he learned to love.

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I really want to know how beautiful the scene was when Snape shouted "I want to tell my godmother" (so fierce) [laughing evilly] [eating melon]
67 likes2y ago
Come on, update quickly! [Top post][Please update] Come on, work hard, update 10,000 times a day! ! ! ! May Severus in the other world have a happy ending, may everything go well, and may Severus be loved. Severus, who grew up in love, has family ties, friendships, and perhaps love waiting for him. He does not need to pin all his feelings on pure white lilies. He is no longer Snape who sacrificed everything for love. He is Severus, and he has a bright future. May we all have a bright future. [Blowing kiss]
24 likes2y ago
New book (confused) Fragrant (smell) Tasted (shocked) Delicious! ! ! I eat like crazy! ! !
21 likes2y ago
It's very interesting to watch, but I really hate the regrets. Close friends and family are drifting apart due to various reasons. This kind of inability to control things really makes people feel depressed. The author's writing is super great. The life of Sifu and his godmother, and their friends are really enviable.
15 likes2y ago
I like it very much, and I don't want it in Wuhu. Eve's name is baby Sifu, and the baby's name is Evelina—Lina. It's great that Sev also has a godmother and friends❤️ Let's not torture little Crouch [I'm about to cry]. He will be happy, right? There is a stark contrast between his home and the previous one...
15 likes2y ago
It's the first time I've seen the heroine as a phoenix, and I'm really curious as to whether Gloria is really dead? It feels like the heroine is her. Moreover, in this book, Si Jiao's childhood is perfect, which makes up for the regrets of Lis Jiao's childhood in the original book. I would like to ask when the relationship between Si Jiao and the heroine will be exposed?
12 likes2y ago
I have never seen such a happy little Sifu. One of his great wishes in life is fulfilled. He looks great! Write quickly!
12 likes2y ago
The heroine is an immortal phoenix. Severus Snape is his godson, and the plot trend here should be that Barty Crouch Jr. Is the son of a female bishop. The CP is starting to get a bit abusive now, and I hope it doesn't become a BE.
11 likes2y ago
I beg the author to update it quickly😻! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
11 likes2y ago
It was so beautiful, and it allowed me to see a clean Sifu who grew up in the sun and was not abused by his native family and received the care he deserved [I almost cried] [I almost cried]. The godmother can love Sifu for us in the book and in another time and space. [Laughing][laughing][laughing] Also, let me ask weakly, why is the rating so low [grieved], it shouldn't be.
8 likes2y ago

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