An Eastern Exchange Student Arrives at the Academy of Magic

As the most mischievous cultivation newbie in Qingyun Sect, I treat Hogwarts as a “cultivation experience center”:

My alchemy furnace cooks up exploding candy that tap-dances, flying swords drive the broomsticks to go on strike, damp invisibility talismans spell out “I’m right here,” and even the Sorting Hat gets fed so many spirit stones it rolls its eyes.

Snape’s Potions class turns into an alchemy workshop, and his black robes get blasted into pink long johns. Dumbledore’s office is transformed into a fairyland by a Spirit Gathering Array, and the phoenix Fawkes chokes and sprays flames that say “Happy New Year.” When Voldemort is resurrected, he falls into a swamp of talismans and curses as he struggles, “How did a cultivator get into this lousy wizarding world?!”

Lin Yu insists he’s innocent: “I just wanted to make a pill. How did I become the wizarding world’s ‘leader of the technological revolution’? By the way, do you need a license to fly a sword?”

A hilarious collision of Eastern and Western magic, with one Hogwarts social-disaster tip every day. Come see how a cultivation newbie turns a school of magic into a “cultural exchange center between two worlds (and a place to stir up trouble)”!