We Goblins Are Pretty Damn Slick

The weather has been getting colder lately, so please bundle up and tuck yourselves in. When I, your buddy, tuck you in, remember to say, “Thank you, Oke,” instead of ungrateful things like, “Holy crap, how did you get in here?!” Don’t say irrelevant things like, “Why are you in my house?!”, “Why is the window in my house broken?”, or “I’m calling the sheriff to arrest you!” All you need to do is say, “Good night,” and you can drift off to sleep in peace. I’ll take care of everything else. There’s no need to worry, because everyone knows that I, Oke, am a very friendly and kind goblin! What? You didn’t know that? It’s fine. I still need a little time to move my things, and while I’m at it, I’ll tell you the story of my past.