Siheyuan: Transmigrating as Silly Zhu, Face-Slapping the Green-Tea Girl and Marrying Liu Yifei

After top-tier green tea girl Bai Lianhua toyed with, humiliated, and mocked college student He Yuzhu, he jumped into a river in despair. Thinking of his miserable life as a lovesick doormat, he swore that if he got another life, he would never be one again. He also thought of Silly Zhu from the TV show *The Courtyard*, a character so much like himself. As he lay dying, he finally understood: he was Silly Zhu's second life. And yet he still couldn't escape his fate as a lovesick doormat. His consciousness slowly faded into darkness... “Silly Zhu, wake up! Why didn't you bring home any lunch boxes today? The children aren't getting enough nutrition!” He Shuizhu slowly came to. He saw that familiar widow's face, and the somewhat familiar courtyard around him. “I... transmigrated? Into *The Courtyard Teeming with Beasts*, into Silly Zhu's body?”