Siheyuan: Call Me the King of All the Birds

[System] [Multiple heroines: readers who dislike this, please don't read] [Multiple film and TV settings, many similar to the courtyard-house stories, with plenty of overlapping actors. Feel free to check them out if you're interested] A certain washed-up author on Rotten Tomatoes wanted to write a novel about a courtyard house, so he started watching related TV dramas. After watching several, he grew angrier and angrier. There were too many beasts, and plenty of people were even worse than Qin the Widow, Yi Zhonghai, and the others. He was so furious he couldn't take it anymore. He beat his own chest until he coughed up three liters of blood and died. Before he died, he said: “I'm done with this! I'm not writing the novel either. I'm going to the Beastly Courtyard to teach those beasts a lesson!!! Qin Huairu, Ran Qiuyue, Lou Xiao'e, Yu Li, Liang Ladi, Ding Qiunan, Xu Huizhen, Chen Xueru, Su Meng, Cai Xiaoli, and all the rest, here I come!!! Han Chunming: Xu Damao, Cui Dake, Fan Jinyou, Cheng Jianjun, you four villains are mine to deal with. You beasts, I'll show you who's the real king of the courtyard!!!”