The Cool, Tough Guy Teams Up with Harbin to Spoil His Little Potato!

Su Qiang: Me? I transmigrated? 【Ding! Congratulations, you’ve obtained the Tour Guide System!】 A Rolls-Royce pulls up on the road. “Dear little Potato Princess, hop in! It’s completely free. Thanks for visiting Harbin!” At Harbin Airport, even the locals are using their own cars to shuttle the little potatoes around! “I want to take a photo of Saint Sophia Cathedral with the moon in the sky. It’d look so pretty, but it’s cloudy right now.” Harbin Culture and Tourism Bureau: “Consider it done! You want the moon? I’ll pluck it down for you! We’re all about pampering our little potatoes!” “What? An artificial moon? Harbin, you’re a stranger to me!” “You want to see the whole Ice City?” “Of course! Get the hot-air balloon up here! We’re all about treating you right!” “What?” “Guobaorou, liangpi, braised pork bones, pork tenderloin, and pork-killing stew, enough for six people, and it’s only a little over a hundred yuan?” “That’s right! We’re all about generous portions that fill you up! Value for money is what we do!” “Zoro’s three underlings are coming down the mountain! Singing and dancing, reindeer, a high priest doing the ‘Subject Three’ dance? A warm welcome to people from every ethnic group across the country! And welcome, little potatoes from the south!” Northeasterners: “Sweet tofu pudding? A winged Pegasus? Penguins, red-crowned cranes, white foxes? Cranberries?” “What? What’s all this? I’ve never even heard of any of it!” Netizens: “People of Harbin, why don’t you eat, play, or smile? Is it because you don’t like eating, playing, or smiling?” The seven northern provinces can’t sit still. Harbin, you’re taking competition way too far! Xishan Province: “Harbin! You’ve gone too far! You’re treating those little potatoes from the south way too well! I really want to punch you!” Dongshan Province: “You’re putting carpets on Central Street and arranging frozen pears on plates. Harbin, you’re really going all out!” Harbin isn’t having it: “I could let those others talk, but Dongzi, how dare you lecture me! At least... I didn’t stay up all night fixing the roads.”