I Took Down an American Aircraft Carrier! You Call That a Side Job?

National Security officer: “Do you know why we brought you here?” Qin Long: “Yes. Because of my side gig.” “You crippled an American aircraft carrier! And you call that a side gig?” International Court of Justice “Mr. Qin Long, the United States accuses you of recklessly developing weapons of mass destruction that pose an extreme danger. What do you have to say?” “Sorry, let me say this again: everything I develop is civilian technology! Civilian!” U.S. Secretary of Defense: “Civilian?! Is your electromagnetic cannon supposed to put out fires?! You crippled one of our aircraft carriers!” Qin Long: “Exactly! It's for putting out fires! No matter how much you argue, that electromagnetic cannon is for putting out fires! Just tell me, did it put the fire out or not?!” Netizens: “Qin Long! You still dare to claim you're not a military-industry big shot?!” Qin Long: “I'll say it again! We're a civilian company! Civilian! Everything we research is civilian technology! Anyone who calls us a military contractor again had better watch out, or I'll sue you for defamation!”